Jul. 9th, 2010

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My dearest cilantro plant,

I fed you. I watered you. I put you in the warm sunlight. I spoke to you lovingly while caressing your tender green leaves. What have I done wrong? Why do you despise me so?

I guess this is the end of our beautiful relationship. I shall miss you terribly. Too-da-loo! *waves handkerchief*

Regretfully,
[livejournal.com profile] nekosensei

P.S. ¡¿Por qué?!

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I don't know. You think maybe I came on too strong?

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Dang! I just suck at growing cilantro in the house, don't I? This is the second plant I've managed to kill. I think my mistake this time was clipping off all the flowers. I thought that, if you let it flower, it would turn into coriander and that would change the flavor of it.

So sad. I love the smell of cilantro....

Also, I'm half tempted to start an LJ community for gardening fails...the fail blog of gardening if you will. Maybe we'll all learn from each other's mistakes. I think "oops_i_killed_it" is a good name.

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I'd like to take a few minutes to welcome all my new friends from [livejournal.com profile] ontdcreepy. If you like all things scary, what are you waiting for? Go over there now! You'll be up reading creepy stories for hours.

Also, I have, by popular demand, made a new gardening fail community called [livejournal.com profile] oopsikilledit. If you have a brown thumb or even if you're good at gardening but are accident prone, go check it out.

Okay...now back to work with me....

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