nekosensei (
nekosensei) wrote2007-08-26 08:11 pm
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More Stupidity
This is the email I sent to L.L. Bean's customer service:
To Whom It May Concern:
This is the dumbest email I've ever sent, but I'm going to go ahead and write it anyway. About a year ago, I bought a bookmark that I believe was made out of cherrywood from your outlet store in Freeport, Maine. It had the shape of a cat in the middle. Here is a picture of the broken bookmark. I was in the area for a wedding and bought it as a souvenir. I am an avid reader and used the bookmark over the past year. I particularly liked the smell. This evening, I got clumsy and broke it. I looked to see if I could get another one, but I couldn't find it on your website. Do you still make them and sell them at your outlet store? If so, would you be able to sell me another one?
Sincerely,
nekosensei 
To Whom It May Concern:
This is the dumbest email I've ever sent, but I'm going to go ahead and write it anyway. About a year ago, I bought a bookmark that I believe was made out of cherrywood from your outlet store in Freeport, Maine. It had the shape of a cat in the middle. Here is a picture of the broken bookmark. I was in the area for a wedding and bought it as a souvenir. I am an avid reader and used the bookmark over the past year. I particularly liked the smell. This evening, I got clumsy and broke it. I looked to see if I could get another one, but I couldn't find it on your website. Do you still make them and sell them at your outlet store? If so, would you be able to sell me another one?
Sincerely,
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Can you say...
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*shrugs*
I suppose I can find a replacement for it that's just as good...
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I love shopping.
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My husband is so going to kill me when he sees the credit card statement. Nine bucks (including shipping and handling) for a bookmark.
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