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nekosensei ([personal profile] nekosensei) wrote2008-06-24 11:29 pm
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Writer's Block: Comebacks

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Once, my mom couldn't find a pair of nail clippers that were supposed to be in the wicker basket in the bathroom. I looked for them and found them where they were supposed to be. (My mom isn't very observant). My response: "A tisket, a tasket, it was in the wicker basket."

Another time, I was in the kitchen and I said something snarky to my mom. The conversation went something like this:

Mom: You're getting a little big for your britches.
Me: Then I'll buy new ones!