Random Silliness

[nekosensei]

So...do you have a zombie plan? What about a plan for a rampaging monster a la Godzilla raining death and destruction on your city or neighborhood?

I'm boring. In case of a zombie attack, I'd probably just grab a cat and hide in the crawlspace upstairs. I think trying to escape is out since I live so close to a cemetery. If it were Godzilla, I think I'd grab a cat, hide in the basement, and pray that the house didn't collapse on me or something...

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[1koolspud.livejournal.com]

I like how your disaster plans only involving grabbing one cat, leaving the other to its doom.

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[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

Well, zombies are usually nocturnal, so that means doomsey will be home. doomsey is responsible for his own cat because she hisses at me, bites, and scratches when she's pissed off. And...in the event that doomsey is not home, well, arwenmonster is pretty vicious and I imagine that she would be able to dispatch at least two or three of them on her own.

[bkwrrm-tx.livejournal.com]

Ehhh, I live in Texas so everyone has guns and can handle a little zombie action without too much hassle.

Now Godzilla? We'd point him towards the Western Whitehouse and wave bye-bye. :-)