What the Hell?

[nekosensei]

Seriously. What the fuck?! I was listening to my ipod and putting in the ant traps when the drunk guy I saw earlier attacked me. Right in my own fucking backyard! What the hell? I was looking at the ground and noticed that someone or something was casting a shadow. I looked up right before he lunged at me. Fortunately, he got himself tangled up in the chicken wire fence around my vegetable garden. (Damn…It was a pain in the ass, but now I’m so happy I put that thing in). Then, the guy grabbed a hold of my pant’s leg and tried to pull me down. I kicked him in the face and ran away. I damn near tripped over the chicken wire myself in the process.

I started heading towards the house, but then the creep was following me, albeit slowly. Instead, I ran into the garage and grabbed a shovel. He lunged at me a second time and I brained him with it. It made a sickening crack as it connected with his skull. He’s now lying half conscious next to the garbage cans in my garage. He’s making these strange blubbering sounds and, man, does he smell bad.

I also grabbed the big gardening shears I use to prune the hedges and ran back into the house just as the guy was attempting to struggle to his feet again. He doesn’t give up, does he? I slammed the door behind me and locked it. My hands were shaking so bad that I kept fumbling with the keys.

I picked up the living room phone and dialed 911. I can’t get through to them. At first, I got a fast busy signal. Now, I’m getting a message that says, “All circuits are busy.” I’m not having any luck with the non-emergency police or fire department numbers either. I tried calling doomsey at work, but I haven’t been able to get a hold of him either. The hell? What should I do?

Disclaimer: This is Blog Like It's The End of the World Day. Do not freak out. It's only a story! Also, feel free to jump in and play along. Just don't make the mistake I did and not write a disclaimer...

Comments

[soulofajedi.livejournal.com]

Keep trying 911. Keep trying non emergency police and fire!!!

Omg, please let us know you're safe.

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

It's Blog Like Its the End of the World Day (http://myelvesaredifferent.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-like-its-end-of-world-2008.html) Don't worry about me and enjoy the story.

[1koolspud.livejournal.com]

I guess just keep trying 911 and stay in yourhouse. Do things like this seriously happen on Friday the 13th?

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

It's Blog Like Its the End of the World Day (http://myelvesaredifferent.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-like-its-end-of-world-2008.html) Don't worry about me and enjoy the story.

[1koolspud.livejournal.com]

precisely why I gave a hedge my bets response. Glad its not the zombie apocalypse.

[theamaranth.livejournal.com]

are you fucking with me or no? if not, jesus christ, go to a neighbors house and call the goddamn police and quit posing on El Jay you freak! ;D

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[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

It's Blog Like Its the End of the World Day (http://myelvesaredifferent.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-like-its-end-of-world-2008.html) Don't worry about me and enjoy the story.

Sorry for pulling an Orson Wells on you. I feel bad because I have had some people worrying about me, and that wasn't my intent.

Re: Disclaimer: Blog Like Its the End of the World Day

[theamaranth.livejournal.com]

LOL no thats cool!!! it got me focused!

I CONCURR

[purpurachicago.livejournal.com]

I CONCURR

[quietdarkness.livejournal.com]

Stay in the house, keep your doors locks and keep trying 911. Take photos of this guy through the window, and if you have a meat mallet, an ax, or something like that, keep it in your hand.

We don't have guns in the house (because with my temper, someone here would piss me off and I'd shoot them and regret it later), but I have something years ago that I bought as a joke called "The Texas Attitude Adjuster." It's a very sturdy laqueured Pine Mallet that's quite hefty and can do the job if it needs to. Get your meat mallet if you have to. Keep calling 911. If you can get to the car safely, drive to your local police station and start filing a report providing photos. Here in Texas you can file a restraining order without much difficulty.

God DAMN, but that's scary. Keep us updated!

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[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

It's Blog Like Its the End of the World Day (http://myelvesaredifferent.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-like-its-end-of-world-2008.html) Don't worry about me and enjoy the story.

Sorry for frightening you.

[quietdarkness.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so gullible:)

SHE IS FUCKING WITH ALLL!!!!!!!!!

[purpurachicago.livejournal.com]

AND DID NOT FIND IT FUNNY.... CALLED HER HISTERICALLY AND EVEN THOUGHT OF CALLING POLICE FOR HER FIRST EXCEPT I DO NOT KNOW HER ADDRESS FOR WHICH I CALLED HER.... AFTER ALL THE SHIT YOU GO THROUGH BREAKING PARTS AND BEING SICK .........THIS IS NOT FUNNY...

PURPLE IS TEMPORARILY UPSET.

Re: SHE IS FUCKING WITH ALLL!!!!!!!!!

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

Sorry...I really didn't want to make you worry. Next time I do something like this, I'll write a disclaimer beforehand.

[white-rabbit-1.livejournal.com]

I agree with the above two posts. Do not go back outside...if this guy can't find his way in, he'll probably just leave...especially if he's drunk or has MR and/or MI as well. Just make sure all your doors and windows are locked. Keep trying 911...the storm last night may have knocked out some lines or something.
Try not to panic...easier said than done. If you can, try and write down a description of the guy age, clothing he was wearing, hair/eye color weight etc., that way when you do reach the authorities, they'll be able to find him.

I hope this is resolved soon...you're in my thoughts.

Read the disclaimer

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

It's Blog Like Its the End of the World Day (http://myelvesaredifferent.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-like-its-end-of-world-2008.html) Don't worry about me and enjoy the story.