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Mar. 9th, 2009
A Day Full of Fail
Mar. 9th, 2009 11:08 pmAs the title of this entry claims, today was full of fail. First of all, I had a doctor's appointment at ten-thirty, but my doctor was running way behind. I ended up waiting two hours just to be seen. I didn't leave there until almost one o'clock. So, that put me way behind. I really hope all of my tests for "scary clotting disorders" turn out negative. If I test positive for one of them, that means I'm going to have to take blood thinners for life. I'll have to go to the doctor to have my INR checked every three to four weeks for the rest of my life. Not only will I not be able to eat many of the foods I enjoy, but it will also be a major pain in the ass with copays and time wasted at the doctor's office.
The only good thing about that appointment was that my doctor was originally going to send me to the hospital for the hyper-coagulability tests and some other blood tests for another unrelated problem because she didn't like dealing with her testing company, QUEST. When I mentioned this to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
doomsey over IM, he pointed out that going to the hospital is most likely going to cost us a lot more money because we have to pay the deductible because everything reset after the new year. (It's also a pain in the ass for me too because I have to arrange another appointment and yadda yadda yadda). I told her this, and she agreed to do the tests in her office (she had everything she needed to do it anyway). Man, did she have to draw a ton of blood.
After the doctor's office, I was somewhat close to Hobby Lobby, so I stopped in to buy some yarn and buttons that I needed for a secret project. I had also planned to go straight to the pet store and the grocery store since it was on the way home, but right after I got out of the car, a lady in the parking lot made a comment about my pants.
Me: Huh?
Lady: Your pants. (points to the seat of her pants)
Me: (putting her hands on the butt of her pants thinking that she had something on the seat of her pants, and...) OH MY GOD!!
Lady: *snickers*
What had happened? The back of my pants had ripped...a lot...and my ass was hanging out of my pants. I was extremely embarrassed. I'm really hoping they weren't like that at the doctor's office or in Hobby Lobby, but they probably were. I guess a whole lot of people got to see my bright pink panties today. (I'm also hoping that no cellphone pictures of my sorry ass end up floating around online). *falls over and dies*
( Click here for picture )
I ended up getting my ass (hahahaha!) back in the car and heading for home to change my pants. Then, I went all the way back to Petco and Dominicks to do my shopping because it needed done. That was another half hour of lost time. Between the two of those things, most of my day was blown out of the water.
And one last bit of wisdom, if you point out that someone has a "wardrobe malfunction"....FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T LAUGH AT THEM!!! *growl*
The only good thing about that appointment was that my doctor was originally going to send me to the hospital for the hyper-coagulability tests and some other blood tests for another unrelated problem because she didn't like dealing with her testing company, QUEST. When I mentioned this to
doomsey over IM, he pointed out that going to the hospital is most likely going to cost us a lot more money because we have to pay the deductible because everything reset after the new year. (It's also a pain in the ass for me too because I have to arrange another appointment and yadda yadda yadda). I told her this, and she agreed to do the tests in her office (she had everything she needed to do it anyway). Man, did she have to draw a ton of blood.After the doctor's office, I was somewhat close to Hobby Lobby, so I stopped in to buy some yarn and buttons that I needed for a secret project. I had also planned to go straight to the pet store and the grocery store since it was on the way home, but right after I got out of the car, a lady in the parking lot made a comment about my pants.
Me: Huh?
Lady: Your pants. (points to the seat of her pants)
Me: (putting her hands on the butt of her pants thinking that she had something on the seat of her pants, and...) OH MY GOD!!
Lady: *snickers*
What had happened? The back of my pants had ripped...a lot...and my ass was hanging out of my pants. I was extremely embarrassed. I'm really hoping they weren't like that at the doctor's office or in Hobby Lobby, but they probably were. I guess a whole lot of people got to see my bright pink panties today. (I'm also hoping that no cellphone pictures of my sorry ass end up floating around online). *falls over and dies*
( Click here for picture )I ended up getting my ass (hahahaha!) back in the car and heading for home to change my pants. Then, I went all the way back to Petco and Dominicks to do my shopping because it needed done. That was another half hour of lost time. Between the two of those things, most of my day was blown out of the water.
And one last bit of wisdom, if you point out that someone has a "wardrobe malfunction"....FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T LAUGH AT THEM!!! *growl*
