A Day Full of Fail

[nekosensei]

As the title of this entry claims, today was full of fail. First of all, I had a doctor's appointment at ten-thirty, but my doctor was running way behind. I ended up waiting two hours just to be seen. I didn't leave there until almost one o'clock. So, that put me way behind. I really hope all of my tests for "scary clotting disorders" turn out negative. If I test positive for one of them, that means I'm going to have to take blood thinners for life. I'll have to go to the doctor to have my INR checked every three to four weeks for the rest of my life. Not only will I not be able to eat many of the foods I enjoy, but it will also be a major pain in the ass with copays and time wasted at the doctor's office.

The only good thing about that appointment was that my doctor was originally going to send me to the hospital for the hyper-coagulability tests and some other blood tests for another unrelated problem because she didn't like dealing with her testing company, QUEST. When I mentioned this to doomsey over IM, he pointed out that going to the hospital is most likely going to cost us a lot more money because we have to pay the deductible because everything reset after the new year. (It's also a pain in the ass for me too because I have to arrange another appointment and yadda yadda yadda). I told her this, and she agreed to do the tests in her office (she had everything she needed to do it anyway). Man, did she have to draw a ton of blood.

After the doctor's office, I was somewhat close to Hobby Lobby, so I stopped in to buy some yarn and buttons that I needed for a secret project. I had also planned to go straight to the pet store and the grocery store since it was on the way home, but right after I got out of the car, a lady in the parking lot made a comment about my pants.

Me: Huh?
Lady: Your pants. (points to the seat of her pants)
Me: (putting her hands on the butt of her pants thinking that she had something on the seat of her pants, and...) OH MY GOD!!
Lady: *snickers*

What had happened? The back of my pants had ripped...a lot...and my ass was hanging out of my pants. I was extremely embarrassed. I'm really hoping they weren't like that at the doctor's office or in Hobby Lobby, but they probably were. I guess a whole lot of people got to see my bright pink panties today. (I'm also hoping that no cellphone pictures of my sorry ass end up floating around online). *falls over and dies*





What did you think? Did you really think I was going to show you a picture of my ass in ripped pants? No one deserves to suffer that kind of trauma!



And this is where said jeans ended up.

I ended up getting my ass (hahahaha!) back in the car and heading for home to change my pants. Then, I went all the way back to Petco and Dominicks to do my shopping because it needed done. That was another half hour of lost time. Between the two of those things, most of my day was blown out of the water.

And one last bit of wisdom, if you point out that someone has a "wardrobe malfunction"....FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T LAUGH AT THEM!!! *growl*

Comments

[ftemery.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP SNORT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (ducks and runs)

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

*throws a cat with nice sharp claws in your general direction*

[ftemery.livejournal.com]

I could patch those for you if you want, seriously!

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

Nah. I think I'm too traumatized from that little experience to keep them around anyway.

[ftemery.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it wasn't the crotch seam. Please don't ask me how I know that's worse, okay?

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

*points and laughs!*

[ftemery.livejournal.com]

OK now you're not coming up in my treehouse and I have koolaid and pinwheel cookies so there.

[ftemery.livejournal.com]

Oh - gulp - yeah, hic - I hope the tests turn out OK.

[gindaisy.livejournal.com]

I did think it was going to be a full ass picture. :P

Once I walked three blocked with my skirt tucked up under my backpack before someone told me. :X

[nick-101.livejournal.com]

I hope they're all negative.

Oh my goodness. That was humiliating to see your pants ripped up outdoors.

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

A-yup...that was.

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

Once I ripped a hole even bigger than that one while I was walking down STATE STREET. I didn't realize it until I got home! And I was wearing a thong!

*dies of shame*

[bkwrrm-tx.livejournal.com]

::snicker::

I've been there, done that, so I feel your pain.

Look at it this way - at least you were *wearing* panties. I've seen people in this predicament who weren't. ::shudder::

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

Look at it this way - at least you were *wearing* panties. I've seen people in this predicament who weren't.

The icon says it all!

[butterflymama3.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is terrible! How awful and embarrassing for you! So sorry.

[tanyareed.livejournal.com]

Wow! I wonder how you managed to cut them like that.

Sorry to hear you had a crappy day!

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. I'm just happy that it didn't happen at work. That would have been a complete disaster.

Blondi TMI

[blondibritecake.livejournal.com]

Okay, I was working out w/ a personal trainer last Friday and I purposely bought an outfit from VS that was supposed to not let sweat show. They lied! The guy had me doing some major exercises, and when I was doing squats with a barbell, the sweat in that very upper-inner-thigh region was very obvious. I was mortified. Thank goodness he was cool about it.

Good luck with the blood tests.