In Which I Propose a New Political Party

[nekosensei]

Birthers, Death Panels, and now this? Really? I hear that there was also some yahoo who got up at a rally and said, I quote, "keep your government hands off my Medicaid." Yeah...I don't think he thought that one out very much, did he? So seriously. When are the conservatives going to quit politics already and join the circus? That's what this whole health care debate has devolved into anyway.

You know, I think we should start a mock political party just to fuck with these guys. We'll call it The Death Panel Party. So...what should our new motto be? "Master Tested, Master Approved!" or "Granny Gets It!"

"Sorry granny, but you've made an ass of yourself on national television twice this week. No more water pills for you!"

Oh...I could have so much fun with this...

[Edit: And The Death Panel Party now has a twitter account. Really. I'm surprised nobody has thought of this before].

Comments

[ftemery.livejournal.com]

I want to be on the death panel! Do you get to shoot the people we approve for death?

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

Sure. Just sign up for Twitter and follow @deathpanelparty! I've only set the account up half an hour ago, and already I'm getting followers. Tee hee!

[nick-101.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a cool idea. :P

And yes, they do need to join the circus. They're just greedy power-grubbing screw-ups.

[jlindquist.livejournal.com]

Is there a Cake Party Panel?

[ordinary.livejournal.com]

haha, i hope so.