From Twitter 07-16-2010

[nekosensei]

• 10:02:42: I had a cholesterol test scheduled today and I forgot to fast. I'm an idiot.
  
• 10:07:03: Still at the doctor's office...waiting. Can we get a move on here? I've got work to do.
  
• 19:53:46: Two more weeks. At least that's what I keep telling myself....
  
• 21:30:50: Said to a ~18 month child: "Persistence is futile."
  
• 21:35:44: My mother-in-law made an interesting Freudian slip. She called Leonardo DiCaprio, "Leonardo De-crap-io." Completely accidental.
  

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